can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you. asdfghjkl

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

me:  i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me:  wakes up march 27th, 2098.

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

rosevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

assiest:

pool party and everyone’s invited!! bring your own pool!

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell